Fairway humor
February 25th, 2007 by Olaf Bound.sOlaf, Chubbs, Lawrie and Simon were having a round of golf. Chubbs teed off first and found the fairway as did Lawrie. Olaf teed off next and saw the ball suspiciously near the OB stake. Simon then teed off. Upon approaching the fairway, everyone’s ball was lying on the fairway with the exception of Olaf. With a bit of luck, the ball had stayed in bounds.
Before attempting the shot, he called “fore.” But to his surprise, all three of them remained directly ahead of him on the fairway. So Olaf shouted again “fore” and still all three of them stood there.
Peefed, he walked nearer and called out to them. “FOOOORRRRREEEEE” and Simon shouted “Just hit it.” He walked nearer and asked “Why the heck are you still here? I might hit you!” Then, Lawrie stepped in and said “Olaf, just hit the damn ball! Don’t you realize where we are standing? It’s the middle of the fairway! You never hit it here!!” Hahahahaha…