It’s a Gimme!
January 29th, 2007 by Olaf Bound.s2 young golfers and a senior golfer are about to get tee off for 18 holes one day when the starter asks if they would mind a young lady joining them. When they see a beautiful and voluptuous babe, they accept readily!
For 17 holes, this babe golfs horribly. On the 18th hole, a par 5, she manages to reach the green in 4, but has a 30′ putt to sink for par. “I would give anything, do anything in the world, if I could only sink this putt”, she exclaims.
Thinking as men do, each offers assistance in turn. The first young man says, “hold your hands tight together and aim about 6 inches right of the hole.”
The second young man says, “No, no, aim just left of the hole and make sure to hit it firm so as not to leave it short!”
The 3rd senior gentleman surveys the hole carefully and says, “Ah, it’s a gimme!”