Just ask Chuubs
June 25th, 2007 by Olaf Bound.sUsual day of Sunday Golf
Joe, an elderly gentleman of seventy five was dejected over the fact that his failing eyesight no longer let him see where his ball was going. So Olaf said ” I’ll tell you what, Joe”. I’ll fix you up with Chuubs, a great chum of mine. He has great vision. Please be forewarned though that Chubbs is nearly 55 years old but he has an eye like an eagle for the ball. So we took of for an 18-hole on a Sunday morning. And straight off the tee, Joe cracks a drive about 180 yards but sails off to the right. ” Did you guys see it?” Joe ask excitedly. ” Yeah, I saw it!” said Chuubs. So we set off for the ball and upon reaching the rough on the right, Joe ask ” Well, where is it?”. Chubbs said ” Where’s what?. Joe responded quite annoyed ” The f******g ball”. Chubbs said shyly ” I don’t remember”…..
Lousy Round of the year
“How was your game, honey?” ask Mrs Chubbs after Chuubs was returning from his usual Sunday round of 18. “it was terrible!” said Chuubs “. “There we were on the third tee when Simon cracks a fantastic drive, a great approach and sinks an eagle” and “man, he jumped and jumped and then fell down with a heart attack”. “Oh, my God! Is he find then?” ask Mrs Chuubs. ” NAh, he didn’t make it!” said Chuubs.
“Oh, Chuubs that’s terrible!” said the wife. ” You can say that again- for the next 6 holes, we had to hit the shot, drag Simon; hit the shot, drag Simon”. ” We even had to abandon the next nine.
Most respectful Chuubs
The regular foursome of Simon, Lawrie, Khoo and Chuubs have been playing Sunday morning golf for the past many years. Without fail, come rain or shine there were always there. One day, as they were putting out on the twelth hole, a funeral procession made its way slowly on a road that ran adjacent to the green. Khoo, addressing his putt suddenly laid his putter down, took off his hat and stood quietly with his head bowed until the hearse was out of sight. Then he picked up the club and gracefully stroked it into the hole.
On the next tee, Lawrie put a hand on his shoulder and said ” Khoo, I have to tell you. That’s is a very touching show of respect you paid on the last green.” Simon agreed but Chuubs didn’t agree at all. Infuriated by his gesture, Lawrie began to hurl accusations at Chuubs for his lack of empathy. Chuubs said ” I have the greatest respect for the dead but not when Khoo has been sleeping with her for the past 8 years and wouldn’t show for the funeral.”