Tiger hits it 220 yards!!!

GOLFNICK………………… What club was that? 7 iron for 210 yards. No way! the conversation is as follows is a typical one after a game of golf;

Olaf: You know Tiger hit a 7 iron 210 yards. He is so fantastic! I can only hit mine 195 yards.

P. Lawrie: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Right (Refrains very hard from laughing out loud but does show a big smirk) I know because on the second hole 145 metre par 3, you hit the exact same club.

Olaf: Yeah but it was uphill!

B. Snow: But you were short!

Olaf: Didn’t you notice how strong the headwind was?

Chubbs: Yeah, I had to hold on to my cap.

P.Lawrie: You weren’t wearing one. You were using it to swat at the mosquitos.

B.Snow: Anyway, why did you use a 7 iron, I was using my 8 iron.

Chubbs: You hit two balls in the water with your 8 iron.

B.Snow: I was distracted by mosquitos.

P. Lawrie: I can’t hit as far as you guys do. I used my 7-wood.

Olaf: Imagine, if Tiger used a 7-wood for a 145 metre par 3. He would have shot it to the next hole!

P. Lawrie: I’m not Tiger! But as I recall, I was the only one on the green on that Par 3

B. Snow: We were all distracted by the mosquitoes.

P. Lawrie: What did you score on that hole?

B.Snow: Boogie.

P.Lawrie: WHAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!

Olaf: No, Lawrie. Remember! Your heart can’t take it.

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